If you’re one of those types that gets great pleasure from dressing up your animals for Halloween, Christmas, Independence Day, etc. then we here at Snarfd have the perfect accessory for your sick passion: Kitty Wigs.
That’s right, no longer will the self-grooming habits of your cat suffice for those hard-to-impress moments with friends and family. Drop a Pink Passion, Bashful Blond, Silver Fox, or Electric Blue wig on your feline and watch the conversations really get started. Each package also includes a mouse with a rattle to distract your cat from the humiliation coming from above. Makes one wish for the good ‘ole days of reverence in ancient Egypt.
You know we’ve reached a new low when descriptions for kitty wigs end like this: “Blonde sets off your kitty’s eyes and makes your kitty look tan.” Wow. Next thing you know, they’ll be making wigs for infants. Damnit!
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